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DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ

A noobish sentence which meaning is ''There are no girls on the internet''. When a person uses this sentence, he is using an excuse to tell you can't do a certain thing to girls, that the girl he is pointing is a man in disguise, or that he or she is lying.
e.x. 1

Person 1: Can't you stalk any of the other girls?
Person 2: What other girls do you mean?
Person 1: her
person 3: ....
Person 4: LIES AND SLANDER

DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ

e.x. 2

Person 1: I wanna date this girl on the internet.
Person 2: you can't
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ!

sudo rm -r / --no-preserve-root 

The command in GNU/Linux (or maybe other Unix-based operating systems) that deletes the root directory (/). Some trolls from the internet tell new users to run this command, saying that it will do insert something good here to your system.
If you have ever stumbled upon a person on the internet telling you to enter the command "sudo rm -r / --no-preserve-root", don't do it. Only do it if you know what you're doing, it will delete the system and all of your data.

Remember, no russian

If you hear someone shout this at an airport, act dead
Remember, No russian * elevetor opens* *people screaming their last screams as people are getting shot up by a M249 Saw*

no reason don 

A penal erection that occurs for no reason.
I couldn't believe that while praying in Church I had a "no reason don".
no reason don by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

No Reason Boner 

There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.

no risk no fun 

This is originally a German phrase invented by a German candy company, which printed the phrase on stickers and sold them with candybars in the early 80's.

Germans continue to use this phrase since then when they do something risky what makes although fun. Like bungee jumping for example. The funny thing is, every German thinks, that this is an American proverb.
Betty: I am scared to surf that wave!!

Tom: Come on. No Risk No Fun!!!
no risk no fun by MattC April 22, 2012