Lydia : Hey baby have you seen my Panties?
Tyler : Not since last night when I took them off to sniff your crotch!
Chad : (sniff) (sniff)
Lydia : You Perve Give Me Back My Panties!
Chad : Why Tyler will just take them off again! (sniff)
Lydia : Stop Smelling My Panties And Give Them Back To Me!
Tyler : You know Chad does have A point if would be eaiser to sniff and fuck your pussy without Panties on!
Lydia : (Slap) You lazy bastard I will not go without Panties so you don't have to take them off GEEZE!
Chad : Mmm don't you just love to watch Lydia parade around the house without her Panties on! (sniff)
Tyler : Will you quit smelling your sister's Panties you fuckin perve!
Steve : Hey Chad I borrowed some of Lydia's Panties like how my dick hangs out of them! (wink)
Chad : O God Damn I need to take them off you so I can sniff your crotch!
Lydia : Chad Why In The Fuck Is Your Boyfriend Wearing My Panties!
Chad : Cause we were making out last night and he came in his undies!
Lydia : O MY GOD SO FUCKING GROSS IM MOVING OUT!
Chad : Mmm I do hope she leaves some of her Panties behind! (sniff)
Tyler : Mmm So Do I!
by SlopNChop October 28, 2019
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Those things that will inevitably be ruined on your period. They also tend to be removed by other people during sexual interactions. They are typically stored in drawers and you should probably wash them, otherwise they're going to end up not smelling very nice.
My friend and I really like to compare panties. That's not weird, right?
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 11, 2016
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something your step bro loves to sniff
hey sis u want me to put those panties in the laundry
by sexy daksh March 12, 2022
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Don't look! I'm only wearing my panty!
by oppi November 22, 2005
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The only thing between you and gettin' some ;-)

They walked to the door after getting out of the car. She beckons him inside. She wore a low-cut green dress and high heels. He can't help but eye her panties as she leans over to pet the family dog.

She leads him over to the sofa, and they sit down to watch some TV. She tunes the TV to some channel he can't remember. Then she puts the remote down for awhile. They watch in silence, laughing at whatever was funny. After about thirty minutes, she turns it off, and gets up to light some candles. She turns on the stereo to a soft classical. She sits back down next to him, silently unbuttoning his shirt. He sits up and turns to her, kissing her ever so gently on the neck. He then slips his hand over to her blouse, sliding it down to reveal firm breasts with nipples growing harder by the second. As she pulls down his pants and boxers, he finishes removing the blouse, revealing white lace panties. He slips his fingers down them, gently teasing her with his fingertips. She moans with anticipation. He takes her hand and places it on his shaft. She strokes it ever so gently. Just as they are about to climax, she removes her hand and his. She tastes herself on his hand. She stands up, allowing him to lay flat on the couch. She then turns around and places her moist, pleasant-smelling vagina just above his chest, and begins to pleasure him. He does the same for her.
Neither of them lasted for more than two minutes before they experienced nearly simultaneous orgasm. They lay in each other's arms, wishing the moment would never end...

Panties
by Thargus October 5, 2010
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A device usually made of fabric used to protect the delicate outer parts of the vagina. Can also be made from more durable materials such as steel, iron, or leather...

Not the best thing on earth, but right next to it...
She's got little hearts on her panties!

After I spent the night at her house, she gave me a pair of her sweet sheets as a souvenir.
by Constable Clitoris November 10, 2010
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Ladies undergamet
Sarah wears panties under her jeans.
by Smitty134 October 13, 2010
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