Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
by Nilf January 09, 2007

by not_mickeyd_i_swear January 10, 2005

Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.
by Amoebabadass January 02, 2009

by FatCobra September 28, 2005

by gordon devoch November 16, 2003

by king of canada June 19, 2006
