11 definitions by Amoebabadass
When two guys are having gay sex but one or both of them are not really into it so they don't put much effort into it.
Gay guy #1: Did you and Sebastian get it on last night?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, but I was tuckered out so I just hit em with the cliffnotes.
Gay guy #2: Yeah, but I was tuckered out so I just hit em with the cliffnotes.
by Amoebabadass March 6, 2018
by Amoebabadass January 7, 2018
The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.
There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.
LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.
PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.
LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.
PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
by Amoebabadass August 12, 2007
Ninja I'd like to fuck. Mysterious, nameless phenomenon in ancient Japan where sexually repressed women would fantasize about having wild animal sex with Ninjas. The recent proliferation of ilfisms has led to its rediscovery and nilfs were finally given a proper name.
by Amoebabadass August 19, 2007
Immediately after you blow your load in Donald Trump's mouth, smack the back of his head and make it come out his nose. When he gets up he'll be an angry donald.
by Amoebabadass June 11, 2018
The first of the five ages of bovine. Followed by the Cream Age, Cheese Age, Milk Age & the Whey Age.
Whoa to you oh children of the beef tits; for once we dwelt in the butter age yet now we dwell in the age of whey.
by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018
by Amoebabadass August 19, 2007