Nun I'd like to fuck.
You see a hotty nun walking down the street and think (or say), "Now there's a real NILF!"
by Trishamak July 10, 2008
Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.
Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!
by Nilf January 06, 2007
When I was in the ER last night, I wanted to bang that NILF...shoot.
Nothing I'd Like to Fuck

literally. plain and simple. in a room, in a bar, in a strip club, in a whole town even, eg. Bremerton, Tulsa. or a whole country. you can fill in the blank there.

thanks to a friend for thinking of this one.

complete opposite of milf or any ilf object of desire.
walkin' into the club, we saw NILF and dug out for some better action elsewhere.

that strip club had NILF in it so we bailed. the hottest thing in the place were the crabs in her crotch.
by battabatta April 24, 2011
nurse i'd like to fuck
same as mother but with a bangable nurse
holy shit she's a NILF!
patient: I think your a proper NILF.
Nurse: What?
Patient: Nurse id like to ....
Nurse: ...fuck
patient: yeah.
by stallwood123 March 14, 2008
nigger i'd like to fuck.
did you see that guy? he was a nilf in my books.
by joceK November 26, 2007
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