A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.

The blooming lemon is when your wearing a condom inside of a girl and you pee inside of the condom and it fills up like a water balloon, eventally popping, thus completing the sacred blooming lemon.

When having sex with a virgin, purposely pop her cherry, and then cum on her bleeding vagina. The blood coming out of the vagina and mixing with the ejaculate resembles a blooming rose.

After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock

(used of plants) blooming at night.

the sum of jet-lag-like symptoms caused by watching a series of matches (e.g. the FIFA World Cup) live, in the small hours of the night, due to major national time differences, over a period of days or weeks (with "net" referring to the net in soccer, or tennis, or volleyball, etc.)

Name used to describe the recently (Nov 2006) blooming friendship of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.