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anyone who's BOTH new AND stupid.
jim: wow, he joined in 2013. newbag.

bob: is he stupid?

jim: not really

bob: he's not a newbag then
newbag by #Dirt#Piper# October 11, 2013
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A sexually-attractive female newsanchor or reporter on TV. Amount of "babe"-itude is often increased by the heavy amount of makeup, lipstick and teased hair used to attract viewers. Often used as a derisive symbol of the shallowness of TV news, or else as the objects of desire by salivating male viewers.
I know that she's telling us how hundreds of people are being held hostage in the Middle East, but I just can't get past that newsbabe's full, pouting lips and sparkling white teeth.
newsbabe by Down10 May 4, 2006
A newsfag is a person who's hooked to the news and always updated on current events because they have nothing else better to do in life. Commonly found glued to their media outlet like TV, newspaper, news site, for the entire fucking day, 24/7. Tend to be social rejects and complete losers. Separating them from their desired media outlet is analogous to a death sentence.
James: Look at David. He's a complete newsfag.
Martin: Yeah, what a loser, can't be separated from the TV news channel.
newsfag by foxucon March 29, 2017
Person with a preconceived notion that anime is a bad thing and/or that it should only be viewed by children.

Person who believes everything on the news.

Person who avoids certain sites on the internet in fear of hackers.
Newsfags will always break into a conversation about anime and call it cartoons. In many cases also mock the viewers for watching what he belives to be nothing but saturday morning cartoons for children.

Newsfag by Tremil November 25, 2007
a female news reporter who succeeds soleley because of her attractiveness (derogatory)
They need to get a real reporter and fire the newsbabe.
newsbabe by Light Joker April 21, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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