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variation of "nope" which is slang for "no".
1: you goin to the movies tonight dude?
2: nerp.
by jaaaasmin August 30, 2007
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Nerps - almost always used in the plural, when referring to a set of nipples.
She had chewy nerps.
by Judster October 10, 2004
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(adj.) A Nefarious Twerp, or a Nerp, is a loud-mouthed individual with an over-inflated opinion of him or herself, who forces uncomfortable small talk in lifts or tight spaces. Experts in saying absolutely nothing in a lot of words. Typically comes in the form of a recruitment consultant, estate agent or a sales executive.
"I ran into John again in the lift on Floor 2, the doors didn't close in time"

"What a Nerp!"
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you're such a freaking nerp.
by whitneywoodallisanerp. April 17, 2011
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what doesn't it mean?
Allie : *taking notes in world history*
Justin : NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
Allie: AHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Justin: nerp
by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010
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When you're hanging out (usually with a bunch of people of the same sex) and you start acting weird because you are either tired or excited. For girls, an example could be laughing uncontrollably at something that isn't funny. For guys, an example would be rockin out to N'sync or Lady Gaga without caring about who sees you/being made fun of. In general, going crazy.
Dude, Joe's singing 'I kissed a girl' off-key at the top of his lungs.
--I know, he's nerping right now.
by hiflyer65 June 08, 2009
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Dude, she let me nerp on her boobs!
by Big D February 20, 2004
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