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N.E.R.P.

N.E.R.P.

Needy
Eager
Rapey
Pervy
'Oh Tom keeps groping Laura and Jade... What a NERP'

'Tom made that girl touch his penis. He's such a NERP!'
by 50sotGman October 03, 2012
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the state of mind where there is no longer a state of mind
usually happens late at night while your drinking energy drinks that contain tons of caffeine...the best nerp drink is Mountain Dew...you can tell your nerping when you laugh uncontrollably for no apparent reason...best nerp hour is usually 3am but you can nerp at anytime...usually you begin to nerp when you're really tired....you cant force yourself to nerp, it comes naturally...Silly in a manic sort of way, as in the frame of mind induced by too little sleep and too much caffeine
by nerpingguineapigpigpig September 19, 2010
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when the nipples get hard due to coldness or arousal and can be seen poking through a tight shirt
dude, I love it when she nerps!
by Cantiki August 03, 2005
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a cross between a noob and a derp - nerp

used to decribe the worst people ever, like a certain person who im not allowed to name on here !
wow did you actually just spill the milk? you nerp
by JAAAAKKKKEEEE January 17, 2011
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A term used to describe surprise, boredom, or fascination.
Julia screamed "Nerp!" when Erick put his finger in the wrong hole.
by donotello August 17, 2005
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Nefarious Evil Resident Politick

A fascist organization bent on the destruction of the human race!
Sovereign nations are a compromise of failed wars.
Ours will not fail...

~The NERP doctrine
by Budlong October 13, 2006
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A artard retarded awesomely amzingful substitution for another word and or sentence to descride its awesomeness and amazingfulness. or could descride your love one another. OR! could also descride the hatefullness towards another culture or ethnicity if used in the proper digogitory term.
i nerp you with all my nerpin heart.
by chrilliam December 30, 2009
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