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i stuck my wiener in that nerf football.
by The Pat Masta Flex May 20, 2009
something wack; usually used by some lame new fairfield yuppies
"thats nerf"
by i am that guy September 12, 2008
one who is sexually attracted to turtles
"did you see the way that turtle was giving me that shit eating grin? you think itll give me a blow job?"
by tusninosquirendulce March 11, 2010
verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.
"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"
by tacofab November 22, 2009
The state of being so frustrated by ineptitude in the office that one wishes to stuff a nerf football down the offender's throat to end the frustration.
God DAMN it! My boss has no idea what this project is all about, I just feel so damn....nerf!
by thecorsair June 11, 2009
A term used if you play World of Warcraft when the newest patch took a feature away from the gameplay. The most recent nerf was the night elf cat mount, which doesn't roar when you press the spacebar any more.
Player 1: dude, they nerf'd the cat mount roar!!!
Player 2: ...whut!? NOWAI!!!1
Player 1: omg they've gotta nerf the fact that dr00ds can dismount their flying mount and pop into flight form lyke that
Player 2: yarly
by Smartass v2.0 May 21, 2008
The term "nerf" comes from the online gaming world of Ultima Online.

At one point in the game, the developers reduced the power of swords in melee combat.

This resulted in players complaining that it was like they were hitting each other with nerf bats, not swords.

From then on, if ever something gets made less worth while than it had been originally, it has been considered a 'nerf'.
"Oh man, they reduced the dmg on the berserker class and now it's totally nerfed!"

"Damn, the Devs nerfed those axe's real good!"
by Dave Elliott July 06, 2005

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