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1.
A Golem is a sort of creature whose name became popular in several RPGs such as Dungeons & Dragons, Pokémon, and Chrono Trigger.
Traditionally, Golems are rocklike creatures whose structure is covered with a near-impenitrable stone.
In the case of D&D, there are several variations of Golem that use elements other than Stone, such as Iron and Flesh (which is a nod to Frankenstein).

There are mixed views as to exactly what a Golem looks like, but the general view is that a Golem is large, perhaps larger than a human, and is covered in a rocky mass. It is not all that pretty, and sometimes features a rather ugly mouth.

Golems seem to be submissive creatures, as they never really act on their own, and are controlled by whoever Summons/Finds them. Thus, they are not necessarily good or evil in spite of their evil-ish appearance.
"GOLEM used Rock Slide!" -Pokémon
"Um, so... A mad scientist is making a... Golem. No! A Flesh Golem, yeah. That's good." -Someone who plays D&D
"It's the end for you! Go, GolemTwins!" -Dalton, Chrono Trigger
by Dr. Baconman April 20, 2006
 
2.
noun: A use map settings game in Starcraft which requires quick reactions and clever strategy. Similar to chess.
I played golems for three days in a row.
by Samuel Clark July 08, 2006
 
3.
a person that doesnt know whats going on
somone that is always very confused
somone who is lost
"hey daniel whats the girls name you hooked up with yesterday?"
"i dont know bro, i forgot"
"daniel your such a golem"
by whadupppppppppppppppppppp August 26, 2012
 
4.
one who stays home all day and doesn't go to work/school.
a certain robed person with the initials a.f.c.

"i'm taking a golem day today."
by hatesmornings May 27, 2009
 
5.

from jewish mythology. see elsewhere.

this might be the source of the legal term for "PERSON" in STTE and FEDERAL law.

a Golem or legal PERSONs do not consist of flesh and bone as Man does;

PERSONs are corporations, trusts, partnerships, etc.

(sorry
i, cannot, comply, with, your, requirements, in, defining, this, word.)
by idknow April 09, 2006