negative action 

Negative Action is the phenomenon where your own imagination betrays you and your fantasies turn into getting shot down by your imaginary hotties. It makes masturbation really hard - no pun intended. It's considered much worse than no action.

BBjones's luck with the ladies has gotten so bad he's been getting negative action lately.

negative action by BBjoneswillprobablynevergetlaid May 13, 2005