1 definition by BBjoneswillprobablynevergetlaid

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Negative Action is the phenomenon where your own imagination betrays you and your fantasies turn into getting shot down by your imaginary hotties. It makes masturbation really hard - no pun intended. It's considered much worse than no action.
BBjones's luck with the ladies has gotten so bad he's been getting negative action lately.

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