1. NOUN: A distinctive noise that sounds like some sort of bug, often followed by a foul odor.

2. ADJ: A wannabe gangsta; a pussyhoe

3. VERB: to lie about something you are too stupid to cover up
1. "BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........"

Leah: What was that noise?

Jamie: Sounds like a nard

Leah: That shit stank

2. Jim: I'll kill all dem pussy niggas in LT

Mike: No you wouldn't. Quit acting like a hard nard

3. Rick: Of course my baby's momma knows about you

Ashley: Why wasn't she happy to hear from me then? I think you are so narding!
by BeckyB.Real February 04, 2010
A leet term coming from games like world of warcraft.

A nard is a noob and a tard combined.
"wow you really suck, you nard."
by fatalia of uldum October 07, 2009
A person that is gay, retarded, stupid, a pussy, and a douche bag.
Dude that kid is a total nard
OMG look at that fuckin nard
by Forty40 September 06, 2009
A Nard is combination of a nerd and a retard.
Wow, that person is such a Nard.
by lakersgirl373 May 25, 2009
Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.
A wanna be popular person but is too anal to achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geeky to them.
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.
Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...
by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009
Collective noun for 4 pints of real ale.
Do you fancy garn up the pub for a nard
by David Robert Proud September 29, 2008
acronym for Not A Real Doctor
psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."
by Charlotte January 09, 2008

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