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acronym for Not A Real Doctor
psychiatrist, radiologist, pathologist. As in, "I got a psych consult to give a hypertensive HCTZ. NARDs."
by Charlotte January 09, 2008
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*drops phone*
Oh, Nards
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A Nard is combination of a nerd and a retard.
Wow, that person is such a Nard.
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a nickname for your pointer finger(the one next to your thumb).
Dude, quit tugging on my nard!
by The Gootch October 12, 2006
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/nahrd/
-noun
a small compact bud of marijuana, usually of exceptionally high (or even augmented) THC content.
Let's smoke these harsh nards.
by da spliffaman March 20, 2007
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1. NOUN: A distinctive noise that sounds like some sort of bug, often followed by a foul odor.

2. ADJ: A wannabe gangsta; a pussyhoe

3. VERB: to lie about something you are too stupid to cover up
1. "BUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh........"

Leah: What was that noise?

Jamie: Sounds like a nard

Leah: That shit stank

2. Jim: I'll kill all dem pussy niggas in LT

Mike: No you wouldn't. Quit acting like a hard nard

3. Rick: Of course my baby's momma knows about you

Ashley: Why wasn't she happy to hear from me then? I think you are so narding!
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A male who participates in extreme activities usually on a random basis. These activites are so out of the ordinary that the male induvidual is said to have "big balls".
"He's the nards is he swallows that fish and chases it with detergent"
by nards May 15, 2005
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