the nard

some people(most of which are familiar with nardcore) use this as slang for oxnard. Its just cool and stupid at the same time.

Joe - So where are you from?

Krista - The Nard

A Guy - using "The Nard" is gay, just say Oxnard.

Krista - But I'm so cool.
Joe and Guy - Oh

by homophobic July 1, 2004

nards

1.Reference to testicles, or bravado.
2.Expletive, expressing ones dissapointment with a situation

1.Wolfman's got nards!
2.I lost the game. Nards!

by Little j (of Flylife) August 27, 2002

nards

1. A different, funny way to say "nuts"

It hurts to get kicked in the nards.

by Disco_Bandit February 12, 2006

nard

An insult equivalent, but better, than the word idiot.

That guy over there is such a nard he tried to buy blinker fluid from an auto zone.

by 1ra2ndom3 August 3, 2019

Narded

Getting wasted,drunk or shitfaced etc.

Hey buddy you wanna get narded this weekend?

by Samuel bui August 1, 2017

nards

beavis & butthead's word for nuts

hey beavis, my nards itch

by ender14450 March 4, 2006

nard

slang for testicle

Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!

by Jimmy October 22, 2003