A Nard is combination of a nerd and a retard.
Wow, that person is such a Nard.
by lakersgirl373 May 25, 2009
a cross between a nerd and a retard.
yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!
by megan November 14, 2003
Another word for chicks/fem/ladies.
"Hey look at that nard over there"

"Mate i'm gunna get so many nards tonight!"
by Nard1994 May 17, 2012
No Apparent Reason Boner
My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"
by StickyBunz June 12, 2011
No Apparent Reason Boner
My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"
by StickyBunz June 12, 2011
verb-

the act of ejaculating
I narded on her face.
by 12964 April 16, 2011
A. To carry your team on your back
B. To completely destroy some by shitting on their face
C. Weaving in and out of massive moving crowds
D. What ever floats your boat
E. To hit some one with a hot chocolate mug
A. Nard dog ran train
B. I just narded that bitch
C. We narded hardcore after the Penn State game
D. Using nard as a verb, noun, or adjective in any situation
E. He narded that bitch to death
by thenardmaster October 30, 2010
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