Top definition
British slang, today meaning uncool, tacky, unfashionable, worthless... or as a softer expletive, in places where one might use "fuck" as in "naff off", "naff all", "naffing about".

Origins of the word are disputed, but it appears to have come from Polari (gay slang), used to dismissively refer to heterosexual people. It was introduced as a less offensive expletive verb ("naff off") in the '70s UK television show, Porridge. "Naff off!" was famously used by Princess Anne in 1982.
Naff the naffing naffers.
by J Blithe October 01, 2005
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
2
British slang, describes something that is stupid, lame or unpalatable.
That party was naff — they ran out of beer, and the people were way too uptight.
by Slinky January 21, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
3
1. Of poor quality - in particular, tacky or obvious in some way.
2. Can be used in virtually any context that "fuck" can (but not used to denote coitus) only way classier, and sounds much better.
1. That song is SOO naff
2. naff off, I can't be naffed, stop naffing around, etcetera
by Whapcapn January 23, 2006
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
4
Basically something uncool. Can also be used to tell someone to naff off; a politer way of telling them to fuck off. UK Slang.
Those shoes are so naff.

Just naff off!
by Phae March 12, 2006
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
5
something uncool.

original meaning: "not available for fucking"
by damohasi April 17, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
6
Unbearably and embarrassingly out of fashion and nerdy.
Naff things are: Parents trying to dnace to "modern" music, blue eyeshadow, blokes who ear socks with sandals, pigtails.
by jessickuhh September 07, 2008
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
7
naff comes from brittish slang
by Richard Bennett August 29, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt