8 definitions by jessickuhh

chav

A chav is a common, rude, rough person. they wear naff clothes.

A chav joke would be, "What are the first words a chav baby says to its single parent?" Answer: "What are YOU looking at??" or: "If there are two chavs in a car and no loud music playing, what kind of car is it?" Answer: "A police car."

by jessickuhh September 8, 2008

Pizza-a-gogo Land

Masimoland. Land of wine, sun, olives and vair vair groovy Luuurve Gods. Italy.

"The Luurve God is in Pizza-a-gogo Land and has left me in dangerous England to fend for myself."

by jessickuhh September 8, 2008

boboland

To sleep is "to go to bobos," so if you go to bed you are going to boboland.

"Have sweet dreams when you go to boboland."

by jessickuhh September 8, 2008

nervy spaz

Nervous spasm. Nearly the same as a nervy b. or an f.t., only more spectacilar on the physical side.

"Jas, stop having a nervy spaz."

by jessickuhh September 8, 2008

nuddy-pants

Quite literally nude-colored pants, and you know what nude-colored pants are? They are no pants.

If you are in your nuddy-pants you are in your no pants, i.e., you are naked.

by jessickuhh September 8, 2008

nunga-nungas

Basoomas. Girls' breasty business. Called nunga-nungas because if you get hold of a girl's breast and pull it out and then let it go - it goes nunga-nunga-nunga.

Keep your nunga-nungas under control.

by jessickuhh September 8, 2008

naff

Unbearably and embarrassingly out of fashion and nerdy.

Naff things are: Parents trying to dnace to "modern" music, blue eyeshadow, blokes who ear socks with sandals, pigtails.

by jessickuhh September 8, 2008