Top Definition
A person whose day includes sleeping in until 3 PM, immediately pours themselves a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, checks their WaW, plays their WaW, and then goes to sleep to repeat the process again.
Guy 1: "Dude, you've been playing that goblin game for like, 16 hours. Your cereal bowl is rotting!"

n0l1fe: "Wha...?"

Guy 1: "Man, you're nothing but a n0l1fe"
by Novello Planikus May 26, 2010

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