n00bie 

A n00b.

A novice, one who plays, thinks or behaves like a novice, one whose self-acclaim is greatly superior to their actual expertise or accomplishments.

This stupid n00bie on my team ran into the room right after I naded it.

n00bie by DMI October 2, 2003

n00bie 

a term used by idiotic bitter people ( who usually dont know jack shit) to poke fun at newcomers to a game/discipline/chat etc;

n00bie by El Bichote April 27, 2003

n00bie 

Some one who acts like they got a low IQ on a Message board or chat room.

Yo, n00bie, now about looking in da FAQ section to find out how to get a signature, avatar, or post an image.

n00bie by King of Da Wackos July 14, 2005

n00bie 

Someone who doesn't know what 'lmao' means or thinks it's 'imao'.

"wat does imao mean"

n00bie by j00l.i.e April 26, 2003

n00bie 

A very good friend that is an immature n00b

tell me your not a n00bie

n00bie by LOLZER828 January 19, 2009

n00bie cannon 

Also known as n00b cannon, A fall back weapon used to get at least one kill in a gaming session. No sniper skills.

<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<expert_sniperGuy (head shot) nOOb>
<nOOb (Automatic shotgun) expert_sniperGuy>

nOOb (with n00bie cannon): "Oh YAH, I owned you sniper guy! Your dumb, I totally camped so I can kill you"

<n00b was disconnected from the game by the admin>

n00bie cannon by Josh Ruth September 18, 2008

n00bie cannon 

a horribly powerful weapon in most fps games that only someone who cant get any kills uses because there are too n00bie to do it the real way.

nick: w0000000t look at all da kills i got! IM THE HALO MASTER!

mackzy: dude you were in the n00bie cannon (tank) so that aint fair, now lets play with out the tank.

n00bie cannon by mackzy November 2, 2004