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Mystalking

In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.
liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.

kara: when did you talk to katy?

liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.
Mystalking by kaara April 5, 2006
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Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!
the act of stalking someone on myspace, i.e. looking at their pictures every day, checking to see who commented them, obsessivly reading their blog, etc.
girl 1: mike is SO hot
girl 2: i know i totally MyStalk him. did you see that hot picture he just put up?
MyStalk by Molly Doll May 22, 2006

MYSPALKER 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time searching through myspace/facebook looking for people's pages to look at. This person could be looking for persons they used to date, friends of other friends, high school or college acquaintances, or any loser they met and want to know how they turned out. Myspalkers usually find other myspalkers to search with via, phone, internet, or in person as past of their normal past time or hobby. Once they find pages of anyone and everyone they stalk, they endlessly judge them with other Myspalkers and gossip about their whereabouts and updates.
Renee is a myspalker. She spends her down time at work by myspalking her ex-boyfriends and new girlfriends on myspace and facebook.
MYSPALKER by Eyeslikejewels October 8, 2007
The fan name for NIJISANJI EN’s talent Mysta Rias. They are represented by a fox that looks like Mysta’s 1.0 hat.
Bella: You might be a quilldren, but I will always be a funny Mystake!
Mystake by Delta Tanaka June 2, 2023

Mystalking

Someone who follows the lives of their friends, or strangers, via their Myspace pages.
Figuring out that your ex-boyfriend has moved on, by mystalking his relationship status section
Mystalking by Jenn Tisdale May 21, 2007

mystalker 

A person who stalks another via the networking website, Myspace. Usually by reading their comments and looking at their pictures without leaving a comment.
Oh, he is such a mystalker. He mystalked everyone he briefly met at the party.
mystalker by ridiculousteph May 24, 2008