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Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!
by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009
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