Don't Trash My Beach 

When someone tries to ruin something you thought was cool. Similar to the phrase "Don't rain on my parade"

Guy " mmm this coffee is delicious."
Guys friend "is it fair trade?"
Guy "Don't Trash My Beach"

"I thought you said it was going to be nice?"

"Dude, Don't Trash My Beach."

Don't Trash My Beach by Goddessamani March 13, 2019

beach my whale 

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating

Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.

beach my whale by dancinglimes December 15, 2008

Beach my whale 

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

Beach my whale by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

take my talents to South Beach 

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

take my talents to South Beach by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach 

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.

Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach by blaze1984 July 11, 2010

I'm taking my talents to south beach. 

A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.

Janette: So are you going out tonight?

Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.

I'm taking my talents to south beach. by Blabbidy July 10, 2010

Taking My Talents to South Beach 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking My Talents to South Beach by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010