by Paddythebeast69 June 3, 2019
by MooCow April 16, 2005
A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006
The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.
"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."
by hazfreckles November 2, 2011
When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 26, 2010
by sausagepounder. May 1, 2011
The term for when a man is about to ejaculate, can be used in the following phrases, my sausage has exploded, my sausage is going to explode, it has exploded, therefore covering a young lady in jizz
by Lesstatt June 30, 2013