15 definitions by Peter Eaton

A.I.D.S.

Anally Infected Dick Sindrome

I was so drunk and high and tired after 4 hours of orgy fucking that I fell right asleep after cumming up some guys ass. I hadn't used a condom, and I never even cleaned up.

The next morning, I pissed a poop plug out of my pecker head, and it stung really bad. It was all red, and thick yellowish puss came oozing out. Three months later, I found out I had A.I.D.S. Why did God let this happen to me?!

by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

carma

carma
1. aka karma Buddhist / Hindu (etc) philosophy "what goes around comes around".
2. automobile, mother

Decipher this: Mycarmaranoveryourdogma.

by Peter Eaton December 27, 2006

Peter Seller

Someone who pimps out male prostitutes.

WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?

DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.

by Peter Eaton June 3, 2006

Matt Dillon

1) Sheriff Matt Dillon was the main character in the old TV show "Gunsmoke", played by James Arnes.

2) The actor who played "Randy" in "One Night at McCool's".

1) James Arnes, who played "Sheriff Matt Dillon" was the brother of Peter Graves, who played "Mr.Phelps" in the old "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!" TV show.

2) Did the actor "Matt Dillon" get his name from the character "Matt Dillon"? I bet he did!

by Peter Eaton July 31, 2006

polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.

I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!

by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006

pee wee herman

To jerk-off in public.

I saw Saddam Hussein pee wee herman in jail.

by Peter Eaton May 7, 2006

Ying Yang

Because the YING YANG symbol resembles the number 69, some use it as SLANG for "69" meaning "two people orally stimulating each other at the same time".

SHELLY: Jack, I'd REALLY like to do the "Ying Yang" right now.

JACK: Okay!

by Peter Eaton December 21, 2006