Obsolete Mule
Obsolete Mule by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016
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Drama Mule
Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.
Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"
Drama Mule by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014
a red headed stepchild's rental mule
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
Mufflered Fellatio
Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.
Mufflered Fellatio by susan0506 October 8, 2011
Metamucil Mule
Johnny knew it all too well. When he travelled, dry ass-brownies would slowly form. He would soon become excrementally challenged. He turned to a friend who, in turn, prescribed a Metamucil Mule.
Metamucil Mule by KRmd November 20, 2017
muffler monkey
Someone who drives a compact car (most likely a Honda Civic or Acura Integra) that sports a variety of tacky looking aftermarket parts which are meant to add visual flare and improve the car's performance. The most notable feature is the car's huge muffler that looks like a coffee can, and makes it sound like a weedwacker. Other common bolt-ons include huge spoilers, body kits, hood scoops, gauges, window stickers and other decals, tinted windows, lowered suspension, bright colored paint job, etc. More often than not, these cars aren't even that fast and are usually driven by high-school kids.
muffler monkey by ryan_10304 November 15, 2007
Fucking Mule
Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!
Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
Fucking Mule by Les Crapp October 18, 2007