(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.
The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.
by Nite Owl December 21, 2005
The female version of a sausage party. Pronounced like "buffet."
The party was a total muffet - six girls per one guy.
by gulliblezine February 24, 2008
All you can eat pussy.
If your hungry I have an all you can eat muffett.
by kitty 1280 July 08, 2014