Idiot college freshmen who wrongly believe they can major in pre-physio, engineering, or any other difficult major not suited for the average person. They think they have the mental capacity to perform surgery on someone in the future, but are unable to figure out how to reach the upper floors of a building that has FOUR sets of stairs and TWO elevators that can't be missed. They often conspicuously cheat on exams, copy their lab reports word-for-word from their friends, and expect the university to wait on them hand-and-foot like a five star hotel. In closing, they are as essential to one's nutritional needs as a muffin - they can be done without.
1. I caught a muffin cheating on the last exam I gave. He was blatantly using a note sheet.

2. This muffin asked me how to get to the fifth floor when she was standing just outside the elevator.
by Kill Billiam January 08, 2012
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A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.
Hey baby, can I butter your muffin?
by o.O April 20, 2005
One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)
Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"
by nobody important March 03, 2004
a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours
dutch chocolate muffin
by muffinist November 10, 2003
A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.
I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.
by Kirug January 05, 2005
A sympathetic name for someone.
"Aww is muffin sad?"
by Shawna December 07, 2004
A game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a muffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. Players compete by jerking their member until they ejaculate their "frosting" on the muffin. The last jerker to frost the muffin receives the pleasure of eating said muffin, along with all its frosty goodness.
Tom: I'm bored
Kyle: I have an idea! lets play muffin!!!
Grant: Absolutely!
by Corey Ellison March 04, 2008
Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.
You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!
by Tom May 01, 2005

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