Jerker

Asshole; People who do things to annoy you on purpose

"I hate gays, gangbangers and fuckin' jerkers" - Tyler, The Creator

by zackydiesel October 28, 2011

Jerker

The highest state of jerk-o-sity. There is no turning back from being a jerker.

That stupid jerker stole my lunch money.

by Ramboner February 18, 2003

Jerker

A computer workstation or desk manufactured by Ikea. It is metal and wood and is modular in that Ikea provides extra shelves and drawers to expand and modify it.

My Jerker holds all three of my computers and is where I spend my time working at home.

by Patrick Palmer July 15, 2003

Jerker

A Jerker is a dancer who dances the "Jerk" dance.

Yooo, that kid was Jerking so i guess he's a Jerker!

by poti95 December 13, 2010

jerker

London term for a knife

"Pulled out me jerker and striped his boat race"

by waller February 28, 2008

Sperm jerkers

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

by grimey929 June 27, 2012

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.

Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.

by L_Hol September 21, 2018