Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!
Muffins are good. I ate one.
by Coasterboi March 13, 2008
Can be used after swear words to make them less severe. The seriousness of the explietive and the sheer niceness of the word "muffin" cancel each other out, and the recipient of the full phrase will know that the explietive is not being used entirely seriously.
You just ate the last ice cream, you complete and utter cuntmuffin!
by Tom May 01, 2005
the cutest most adorable huggable squeeshable thing ever. can refer to puppies, boyfriends, best friends, etc...
mario is such a muffin!
by fancy granola November 15, 2005
Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins;
You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.

Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing. X)
"Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."
by The Muffin Mans Wifey September 01, 2006
1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food
1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."
by Urban Dictionary February 09, 2005
The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!
innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."
by Kitty September 29, 2005
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