A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.
I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin
by Industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002
a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.
Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.
by trank April 15, 2008
a term that means excellent, cool, groovy, rad, awesome, tubular, neat, etc.

Started in 2005 by a guy from New Orleans after eating one of those giant Otis Spunkmeyer blueberry muffins. The muffin was so awesomely delicious it was decided at that very moment that anything that was awesome could and would be called "muffin". Anyone who has eaten one of those muffins can totally relate.
Hey, check out my tricked out '64 Mustang. It's lower to the ground with twice pipes, candy-apple red and a rag top. Oooo, clean!

Dude, your ride is sooo muffin!
by G Buddy C June 02, 2010
when a girl got big tits
yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins
by Anthony Garza November 03, 2006
codename for marijuana
Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house

Pothead #2: okay
by PwningPanda October 30, 2009
1. A pothead's way of saying "nothin".
2. Shortened version of mother fucking.
1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*

2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.
by D-Suicide May 20, 2008
A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.
Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!
by Shark Farts March 17, 2010

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