A common species of kids generally around the age of 12 who cannot play games worth shit and instead spends his or her time criticizing other players who surpass himself. They are not team players and think they are always right. A Muffin's habitat is located around ,COD4,WoW,and on rare occasions Hello Kitty online. Beware Muffins can disguise them selves as a half way decent player by insulting gamers superior to others. May also be called by the name of Leeroy Jenkins.
WoW player: all right so here's the plan...
Muffin (Leeroy): Alright chums lets do this Leeroy Jenkins!
WoW player: God dammit Leeroy.
Muffin: Least I got chicken.
COD player: Alright good job team but Muffin you could use some practice.

Muffin: God dammit man I could beat your ass in a 1v1 anyday.

Player: I’m not trying to be mean just saying you kinda scored negative 10 points

Muffin: ok dudes fuck this your all noobs I’m out to find a server that appreciates my skillz.
by Dylan JL January 28, 2008
Top Definition
A girls vagina - Many different kinds like blueberry (shaved), buttered (with cum), and many more.
Hey baby, can I butter your muffin?
by o.O April 20, 2005
One of the greatest words on the planet. This word can be used for anythin (see example)
Insult: "You Stupid muffin"
Compliment: "Hey, Nice muffins"
Self Respect: "I am the muffin king"
Insult Yourself: "I am the worlds biggest muffin"
by nobody important March 03, 2004
a delicious and fluffy treat that comes in many flavours
dutch chocolate muffin
by muffinist November 10, 2003
A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.
I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.
by Kirug January 05, 2005
A sympathetic name for someone.
"Aww is muffin sad?"
by Shawna December 07, 2004
A game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a muffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. Players compete by jerking their member until they ejaculate their "frosting" on the muffin. The last jerker to frost the muffin receives the pleasure of eating said muffin, along with all its frosty goodness.
Tom: I'm bored
Kyle: I have an idea! lets play muffin!!!
Grant: Absolutely!
by Corey Ellison March 04, 2008
a delicious but awkwardly naked cupcake. muffins usually try to make up for their embarrassing lack of frosting by being filled with yummy treats like chocolate chips or blueberries. when eating a muffin, do not comment on the lack of frosting, for muffins tend to be self-conscious about this.
"I wish this muffin had frosting!"
"Shhh! You're hurting it's feelings!"
by justtakethenamealready! January 08, 2010
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