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to give oral sex AKA muff divin
"its kinda like muff diving
by mike hunt- bmxboard March 09, 2005
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1. To push someone with malice
I muffed Desi's bitch ass in the back of the head
by Portia January 01, 2005
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a hairy female under carraige.
christ, i heard she's got a muff man.
by bawsack October 26, 2004
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Half a muffin. Discovered when Glenn College was stingy and only gave us muffin halves, instead of a whole one.
"I'm gonna put this muff in my fridge for later"
by orgabulator August 22, 2004
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fanny - womans genitals
ive been a muff diver for many the year
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc
by pele February 10, 2004
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Acronym for Manditory, Ugly, Fat, Friend....every girl has that one FAT friend that they always hang out with.
Man that chick is hot...yup, theres the M.U.F.F.
by Anonymous May 04, 2003
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1. A warm, furry place to warm up your appendages. 2. My girlfriend's cat.
"She has a might nice muff in her lap."
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
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