1. what you do when your fat goes over your pants/tights/skirt/bottoms

2. the verbial form of muffin top
Wow, do you see that girl? She's muffing like crazy.
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I was going to sink that 3-pointer but I Muffed up.
by Muff-Diver July 15, 2003
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a hairy female under carraige.
christ, i heard she's got a muff man.
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a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.
Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.
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An alternate and parent proof word for the "F" word. You can use it in all contexts and forms.
I'ma beat his muffing butt.

Baby, we are going to muff all night long.


Oh yeah? Well, muff you!

It's muffin cold out here.
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Refering to a larger scaled vagina and or pussy.
Your such a damn muff burger.
Suck my muff.
Blow it muff bag.
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1)the hair around a womans genitalia
2)to give oral sex to a woman
you should have seen the bird i pulled last night her muff was bushier than the amazon rainforests!
by Anonymous April 07, 2003
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