after having anal sex with a girl, cum in her asshole and suck it out
i would so muff jessica alba
by 69party in my pants69 July 10, 2008
Refering to a larger scaled vagina and or pussy.
Your such a damn muff burger.
Suck my muff.
Blow it muff bag.
by Maggie smith's anus January 20, 2008
A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid
B)Delicious Pussy
A)Queen Muff says, "Die!"

B) I beat that Muff up!
by HappyTimePrincess February 15, 2007
a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.
Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.
by Matt Baumann February 02, 2007
another for "hell" or "heck"
wat tha muff?

wat tha heck?

wat tha hell?
by 64 August 05, 2005
Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.
by notmobert March 24, 2004
a hairy vagina
The muff I was eating smelled like fish
by Greg August 22, 2003

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