1. what you do when your fat goes over your pants/tights/skirt/bottoms
2. the verbial form of muffin top
2. the verbial form of muffin top
by Lindsey J D August 16, 2007
by Muff-Diver July 15, 2003
by Merkin September 23, 2005
Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.
Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!
by Hankypanky12345 September 29, 2010
Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
by Muffe May 2, 2006