A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid
B)Delicious Pussy
A)Queen Muff says, "Die!"

B) I beat that Muff up!
by HappyTimePrincess February 15, 2007
a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.
Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.
by Matt Baumann February 02, 2007
1)a slang term for a woman's vaginal region. usually referrencing to the hair covering the vagina. it should be noted that when using this word to illustrate hair, it is only applicable when the hair is wildly untamed. 2)a drunken fool alive during the late 1800's and regularly refferenced in the the tom sawyer books as "muff potter".
pussy, vagina, muff diver, hairy muff

is that buck wheat in a leg-lock??? oh wait, thats just her muff.

by Moni B November 06, 2006
vagina, not pubs or dirty vagina, just vagina, how else do you muff dive, you need to enter the vagina with your tongue like a scuba dude or snorkeler,
That chicks muff was so tight!
by the taint October 28, 2006
an area of pubic hair between the legs

first person:
i opened up her legs and got attacked by crabs.
second person:
dude, she really has to shave her muff.
by burntice September 15, 2006
Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
The hottest girls upkeep their muff by shaving thier vagina daily.
by Muffe April 27, 2006
Acronym for Mandatory Unwanted Fat Fuck.
Frank had a Muff that night he was drunk! Ha!
by Matt Prather February 20, 2006

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