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Refering to a larger scaled vagina and or pussy.
Your such a damn muff burger.
Suck my muff.
Blow it muff bag.
by Maggie smith's anus January 20, 2008
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when somebody does something stupid, their friends call muff and hit them on the head. can be avoided if that person quickly calls 5/10.
bob: where do babies come from?
bill: from the stork duh
bob: thats a muff
by asdfgihw November 25, 2007
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1. what you do when your fat goes over your pants/tights/skirt/bottoms

2. the verbial form of muffin top
Wow, do you see that girl? She's muffing like crazy.
by Lindsey J D August 16, 2007
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A large hairy, unemployed person with abnormal amounts of body hair. Is able to grow beards over night and grow stubble on tongue. The Muff will be able to sustain a heavy amounts of alcohol and protein shakes.
Josh is the mighty king of all Muffs. Peace x
by "Beaver" n STEVE June 03, 2007
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It is a surname. I think the name comes from Yorkshire and quite a few people from America have it as their last name!
Joanna Muff or Jonathan Muff.
by Anonymous Name April 01, 2007
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A)A Sexy Royal Scene Kid
B)Delicious Pussy
A)Queen Muff says, "Die!"

B) I beat that Muff up!
by HappyTimePrincess February 15, 2007
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a replacement word for: drink, drunk, beer, pussy, any other drugs, and so on. pretty much is a way to keep what you're doing in the dorm room private and anonymous to the passer-by's in the halls.
Let's muff. Grab me a muff. Dude, you're muffed.
by Matt Baumann February 02, 2007
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