muffe 

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.

muffe by Muffe May 12, 2006

muffe 

en kran, som man godt kunne blive kærester med

dum en muffe

muffe by jegerduig January 25, 2017

Muffe Time 

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun

Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time

Muffe Time by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019

Muff Fax

Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.

Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!

Muff Fax by 748134 September 1, 2011

Muff Gust 

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.

A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert

Muff Gust by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

muff dong 

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair

Check out that girls muff dong

muff dong by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010

honkey muffa 

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****

That guy is a honkey muffa

honkey muffa by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010