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Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.
muffe by Muffe May 12, 2006
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en kran, som man godt kunne blive kærester med
dum en muffe
muffe by jegerduig January 25, 2017
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Muffe Time 

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun
Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time
Muffe Time by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019
Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.
Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!
Muff Fax by 748134 September 1, 2011

Muff Gust 

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.
A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert
Muff Gust by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

muff dong 

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair
Check out that girls muff dong
muff dong by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010

honkey muffa 

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****
That guy is a honkey muffa
honkey muffa by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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