mr whipple 

A fictional crooked ebay seller,from Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials , in other words a seller of ass-wipe. Mr Whipple will send the wrong items, and when contacted admit that it is his mistake. Mr Whipple will then offer to give a refund provided you send the items back. Paying $10 to return a $10 item is not worthwhile, and Mr Whipple counts on this. If you point out it is his mistake, and he should pay to fix it Mr Whipple will tell you to read his return policy. If you threaten to give him negative feedback if he doesn't set things right Mr Whipple will shoot back that you are trying to blackmail him , and he is filing a complaint with ebay. By now you realise that Mr Whipple has done this many times before, and the $10 isn't worth the hassle. Signs of Whippledom an item is listed at a good price and gets no bidders item is re-listed at a better price and still no takers. Buyers who would be interested have been burned by the seller,or know about his past scams won't touch it. The seller has some really nasty feedback, and his standard reply is I offered to return their money. A seller whose refund policy is the buyer is responsible for all shipping no exception's deal where the items' cost is cheap and the shipping expensive. What to do. If it makes you feel better leave nasty feedback (like it really does any good), warn your friends, accept the fact that you have been cheated by a pro, and forget about it.

The seller sent the wrong stuff, and expects me to spend $10 for shipping to get a $10 refund, Mr Whipple strikes again. This is the third time I got cheated by Mr Whipple, how many of those guys are there ?

mr whipple by knowman March 7, 2008

mr whipple 

Sellers who will burn in ebay hell for crimes against the community.

Sellers who don't send what they list. Sellers who lie about an items condition. Sellers who expect you to pay to correct their mistakes. Sellers who make you wonder if ebay gives a dam. Mr whipple is the main reason mikie the yorkie dropped ebay.

mr whipple by mikie the yorkie March 9, 2008

McWhipped 

being an employee at McDonald's and not having any days off to hang out with friends because you are afraid they will give you a warning.

Friend: I can't chill tonight.
Me: Why?
Friend: I have to work at McD's until 12.
Me: Your so Mcwhipped.

McWhipped by MoNeY Sh0t February 27, 2009

McWhipples 

1. The most pussy whipped a person can possibly be. 2. A male individual that would do absolutely anything his wife or girlfriend asks. 3. A man who has completely given away his self respect, for prospects of a whiff.

Ole McWhipples wanted to relax after a long work week. However Kellie told him to get in the car, made him drive 7 hours, buy snacks and fill the tank back up, yo drop meemaw off in Tennessee.

McWhipples by thedukeofpricehill May 20, 2019

McWhippey

A bizarre dude that loves to imagine ejaculating on big Japanese Milfs while rubbing one out. They tend to sit at home and either watch vomit and enema porn or are normal.

Friend :”god you are such a McWhippey why am I even friends with you!?”

McWhippey by Dark Fate November 21, 2022

McWhipped 

stuck in a loveless relationship where the girlfriend holds your emotions hostage, while completely disregarding how you feel, you are not allowed to feel anything other than the overwhelming urge to satisfy the "girlfriend"

You have your own place but somehow bet stuck at her place for days on end unable to leave, she believes marriage and children will follow soon but you hate her so much and this will not happen but it probably will because she always gets what she wants.

You keep telling yourself it's over but somehow end doing everything she wants, love making is not allowed at any point and your glad because you hate her , but still were here together and it would be nice... instead you just watch her play cod on your laptop when you want to play wow on, but your not allowed because shes playing call of duty as you questioning you life choices, but realize you wont do anything about it , because she can have what she wants.

relationship like cold soggy low quality McDonald meal, and you don't do anything about it , you are McWhipped.

She dominates every aspect of your life , and you let her , you are McWhipped.

She plays cod and tells you your feelings don't matter , your still with her ... Your McWhipped

You find yourself stuck in her place for days unable to leave ... your McWhipped

She pimps you out to do chores for her family .. you do them ... thank you miss may i have another ... you are McWhipped

McWhipped by scillmotte May 8, 2023