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1.
The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you".
I love festering when I goto the Philippines and Thailand.
by Lipless Nate April 13, 2008
 
2.
1. to sit around and become fat and lazy. 2. usually a tendency of potheads. 3. also known as dark festering if the lights are off.
all they ever do is smoke weed and dark fester!
caitlin is festering.
by megzsexy8888 October 15, 2007
 
3.
to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.
i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.
by smethan November 26, 2007
 
4.
Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.

when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.

gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.

on you?

yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.

yeah, I feel ya.

or------------

what the hell?!?

what?

dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...

yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!

yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...
by lemurpie July 14, 2008
 
5.
The epitome of Cain
Damn, that Festering is the biggest cainer of them all
by Grandmaster Cainerslaw May 15, 2003
 
6.
A common tendancy to be homosexual.
"That person is a Festering whorebag!!"
by decayingcorpse May 17, 2003
 
7.
To be a dumb peice of shit.
The Festering Cainer is a dumb peice of horse shit.
by Ravage May 16, 2003