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1.
One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy June 23, 2003
 
2.
when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony
yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face
by Anonymous September 04, 2003
 
3.
cunnilingus performed by a male
Jeff gave Sarah the best moustache ride she'd ever had!
by Pimpinaintathang January 27, 2011
 
4.
variant of "going the growl" although this maneuver requires one lovely lass upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.
After a lovely evening, I took her home for a moustache ride.
by tronald dump July 18, 2013
 
5.
when the person giving oral sex has a mustache
Who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there
by fuckingsupercop March 06, 2005
 
6.
cunnilingus performed by a lesbian with a moustache.
Hey pam! wanna go for a moustache ride?
by steadpuppy July 15, 2011