The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.

Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation

Mathurbation by beingmathur March 11, 2017

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Self-Motorbotion

The action wherein a female motorboats herself.

Me: Steph, did you just motorboat yourself?
Steph: Yes, I'm a big proponent of self-motorbotion.
Me: Nice!

Self-Motorbotion by albe December 3, 2007

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Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.

Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!

Self-Motorbation by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011

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Motorbating

(verb) To love looking at a car so much that you feel that you may just be able to masturbate to it.

Guy 1: what we're you doing for an hour, alone in the garage?
Guy 2: Hmm? Nothing. Just uhh... you know lookin' at my new 67' Shelby...
Guy 1: Eww. Dude. You weren't motorbating to it were you?
Guy 2: No. No! of... course not...
Guy 1: ....Why the fuck do I even hang out with you?

Motorbating by C.C. JAW VIII December 3, 2013

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