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(n) The act of doing math and loving it.

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.

by MATHCAMP09
July 31, 2009

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The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!

Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'

Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'

Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('

Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'

Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('

by theyellowasian
June 04, 2011

3

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics

of or relating to Mathematics

Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis
January 29, 2008

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The art of substituting actually interesting content with complex-sounding but actually superficial math. Might bring some degre of arousal for the one performing it and some inexperienced and simple-minded spectators

Sannilkov's entire research has absolutely no contribution to science, it is just mathurbation

by EJMRagent
October 07, 2015