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Mobility Scooter
Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.
Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.
Mobility Scooter by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016
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Black Man Mobility Vehicle
A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.
On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
Black Man Mobility Vehicle by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013
Morbality
Go raid your local hot topic. Go touch grass.
Person 1: Did you hear, Kevin is now in a Morbality.
Person 2: fucking dumbass.
Person 1: Did you hear, Kevin is now in a Morbality.
Person 2: fucking dumbass.
Morbality by TJ MaxxASS March 3, 2022
mobility scooter bird
Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.
mobility scooter bird by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011
Moybesity
noun
A rare medical disorder involving all digested foods going to ones penis, resulting in lanky figure
A rare medical disorder involving all digested foods going to ones penis, resulting in lanky figure
Moybesity by SuperDickBlackUwUmeow January 20, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"