by Smeg January 12, 2004
Get the moongoon mug.when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.
Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)
by Samir's Shotgun May 16, 2023
Get the moongooning mug.A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.
by Synapseioises December 1, 2024
Get the Moongooning mug.Jeff: "Hey, me and the boys are gonna go moongooning later tonight, you wanna come?"
Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."
Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."
by Beep325 November 14, 2023
Get the Moongooning mug.To goon while the moon is up in the night. Very tribal activity to be done around a huge fire under the moon.
A parody of the word gooning
Credit of this word goes to the goons, a podcast you should definitely watch
A parody of the word gooning
Credit of this word goes to the goons, a podcast you should definitely watch
Daily moongooner: Man, you should take on the moongooning session with me and after, DO NOT FORGET TO SOUND SOFTLY whilst doing the moongooning.
Average dooo viewer: Skoden STOODIS!!
Average dooo viewer: Skoden STOODIS!!
by TheMoongooner December 22, 2023
Get the Moongooning mug.When you goon under the moonlight with the natives while taking peyote and blowing the head off a buffalo. You must also goon into an elks entrails while wearing a skirt (also under the moonlight) and get a licensed priest to overlook the ritual so the moongoon gods will let you into heaven. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to resurrect the phoenix from the ashes and obtain all knowledge about the universe.
Dave: I’m gonna go moongoon later with Isaac Bridgewater later if you want to come.
Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?
Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?
by ThePandoBear April 23, 2024
Get the Moongoon mug.A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path
by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024
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