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monstruating

That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.
Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"
monstruating by CoDoc June 17, 2014

monstrate 

to show something true without yielding any knowledge of the cause, or without a logical basis or underlying tangible equation.

eymology: english "demonstrate", from latin "demonstrare," "to show completely", from de- (of, concerning) + monstrare (show)
A lot of people monstrate innate psychic abilities and even other psychics have no idea what's going on.

Monstrations are the exception to the norm, as science can explain nearly everything.
monstrate by Yatri Trivedi February 3, 2007

monstrangulous

An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started
-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"

-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"

menstruversary

The celebration of going another month without becoming pregnant.
Steve - "Hey Bill! Karen and I are celebrating our 5th menstruversary!"
Bill - "That's because you should never have kids, Steve, and God knows that."
Steve - "I think God knows anyone named Karen shouldn't have kids, asshole."
menstruversary by sarsinNJ November 4, 2013

monsmurner 

its a cool guy
bro you are a monsmurner
monsmurner by munsmurner December 11, 2021

monstronomous 

Something or someone that is so marvellously strange that it is awesome.
Person A: "Get around it."
Person B: "Nah get around me ya monstronomous gun"
monstronomous by chisman98 August 18, 2014