That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.
Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"
An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started
-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"
-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"
Steve - "Hey Bill! Karen and I are celebrating our 5th menstruversary!"
Bill - "That's because you should never have kids, Steve, and God knows that."
Steve - "I think God knows anyone named Karen shouldn't have kids, asshole."