An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started
-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"
-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"
A group of three or more girls hanging together at a public place (most likely a bar) who are willing to protect others of their group from the awkward and/or unattractive guys that might approach them during the course of the evening.
"Stacey, wanna hang at The Sau later tonight?"
"No way, I heard that John from accounting goes there to try and pick up women on his night off."
"Don't worry, we've got mansurance; I'm bringing Krista and Wren along."
This is the phenomenon where, after drinking a highly caffinated energy drink, the person becomes highly agitated and iritated, and generally a pain to be around.
Last night Brent had about 4 energy drinks, by the end of the night I couldn't even be in the same room with him because of his monstanger.