A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.
Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!
Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!
by madmanblake February 8, 2007
Get the monster molemug.