by stevenbleven May 15, 2003
" My monster Cock sucks... I cant even wear my favorite jeans anymore without looking like i have a long tumor on my leg.
by Knoledge MasterWoman August 25, 2004
An extremely huge penis.
With her captive tied naked to her bed the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his incredible monster cock.
by barefeet98 December 19, 2008
Often referred to as an "M.C", a monster cock is an unusually yet pleasantly large penis. Large enough to leave a nice red mark when struck upon a ho's face but not so large that it leaves a bruise.
She awoke in the strange bed and looked over the edge. There it was, the tell-tale gold Magnum wrapper. She quietly added another check to the Monster Cock list and hobbled out of the room.
by LuvsMCs November 07, 2007
When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.
by monstermax October 17, 2010
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