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The official drink of tools, douche bags, and white trash.
"Hey that guy over there is such a tool"
"No shit, didn't you see, he's drinking Monster Energy!"
by thetruth5401 July 12, 2009
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Modern energy drink that gives you a nice buzz. They say drinking it makes you a goth.
There's Toby drinking Monster Energy. He'll be hanging out in cemeteries next.
by Goth Doll July 04, 2016
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