monkey toot 

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

monkey toot by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

Monkey Toots 

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

Monkey Toots by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

arabian monkey tooth

To pop someone’s tooth out and lodge metal shrapnel or bones into the gap

Steve: Did you see what happened to Ricky?
Logan: Yeah! Didn’t those bastards give him an Arabian Monkey Tooth

arabian monkey tooth by Yak on Crack May 26, 2021

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

Buck tooth monkey 

Buck Tooth monkey is a facial expression, hold out your ears, puff out your cheeks, buck out your teeth and make a double chin. Congrats! You just made the UGLIEST face EVER

Katie, do the buck tooth monkey face!!!

NO BRITT!!

Buck tooth monkey by RahRahRah February 9, 2006

money tooth

The tooth that the tooth fairy pays triple for.

This is my last tooth. It's also my money tooth. EXTRA MONEY !!

money tooth by coinroller August 4, 2007

monkeyfoot 

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.

Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.

monkeyfoot by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012